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    <subtitle>You can&#39;t make this stuff up...</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>Flickr...</title>   
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        <published>2009-11-09T21:10:49Z</published>
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         I am sooooo done messing around with Flickr today...  I uploaded a shit-ton of old pictures...  They are at http://www.flickr.com/photos/jewjewbee/sets/ if you want to check them out...  You have to scroll down to the bottom of the sets to see mos...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Witticisms...</title>   
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        <published>2009-11-05T02:43:44Z</published>
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         Boogie often says funny things, and I do my best to repeat them so I can (1) remember for my own amusement and (2) give other people a reason to laugh... So, without further ado, here are three of the best recent funnies:  Me: You have to eat all ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2009-10-30T16:07:38Z</published>
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         Is taunting me...  I&#39;m tired, but not sleepy...  And I will be doing a lock-in tonight...  The official &quot;lights out&quot; will be at 4am... Gawd help me!  Later days...    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2009-10-27T00:30:28Z</published>
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         Why?  Because my mom is a complete ass-hat...  She just called me to let me know that my niece is completely sick, most likely with the flu...  Apparently, she is probably sick because she spent the afternoon taking care of the toddlers my mom bab...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2009-10-26T14:28:01Z</published>
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         Please, please, please let our electricity problem get fixed today...  The electrician should be here any minute, but I&#39;m starting to worry that he won&#39;t be able to do everything today...  Gah...  If you pray, please add this to your list for the ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2009-10-25T14:02:43Z</published>
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         This word used to bring a funny story to mind...  Back in college when OneUnbrokenBrow took over his girlfriend&#39;s CB radio on a car trip and started messing with truckers...  Hilarious...  This weekend, though, &quot;breaker&quot; means nothing but worry an...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2009-10-20T01:24:09Z</published>
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         Is certainly not my favorite day of the week...  And today was no exception...  So happy it&#39;s over...  Ugh...  Later days...    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Ready...</title>   
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        <published>2009-10-15T14:12:23Z</published>
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         To present, and possibly to spew...  LOL...  Fingers crossed that I don&#39;t look like an idiot for my presentation in about 30 minutes...  Later days...    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2009-10-06T23:19:49Z</published>
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        <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;">     <a href="http://jewjewbee.vox.com/library/video/6a00c225264d78549d0123ddbf1165860c.html?_c=feed-atom" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a5.vox.com/6a00c225264d78549d0123ddbf1165860c-50si" alt="Tru TV | &quot;Yelling&quot;" /></a>     <a href="http://jewjewbee.vox.com/library/video/6a00c225264d78549d0123ddd2c364860d.html?_c=feed-atom" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a4.vox.com/6a00c225264d78549d0123ddd2c364860d-50si" alt="Tru TV | &quot;The Whack&quot;" /></a> 
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   I saw a hilarious commercial today, and I decided it was so good that I had to show it to my boys...  After watching the commercial, we followed a link to see a second commercial about the same thing...  And when we were done, Boogie was going, &quot;H...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Wondering...</title>   
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        <published>2009-10-06T03:07:02Z</published>
        <updated>2009-10-26T23:12:49Z</updated>
    
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         When exactly it was that my mom started smoking crack...  Not literally...  At least, I don&#39;t think she actually is...  But, let me elaborate...  Today, I had the day off...  So, I decided it would be a good idea to get over to my parents&#39; house a...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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