65 posts tagged “funny”
Boogie often says funny things, and I do my best to repeat them so I can (1) remember for my own amusement and (2) give other people a reason to laugh... So, without further ado, here are three of the best recent funnies:
Me: You have to eat all of your dinner or you won't get any Halloween candy. You know that!
Boogie: Yeah, I know. I'm not having candy tonight. But, I at least I know I can get candy on Thursdays!
Me: Why's that? (wondering if he thinks he'll get away with stuff when I am at work)
Boogie: Because I pound my mac 'n cheese!
[after hearing Clark make fun of me for the billionth time for having lost my wallet in both NYC and Las Vegas] "But, you're supposed to lost things there... It's called Lost Vegas!"
Boogie: [talking to my belly] "Goodnight baby! I love you! I hope you're a boy or a girl... And I hope you come out."
Me: Well, You're in luck! The baby will either be a boy or a girl AND the baby will come out some day!
Boogie: Good!
Yeah... I think my heart will probably explode the first time I see Boogie and the baby together... Don't know how I will be able to handle any more cuteness than I already do... Later days...
I saw a hilarious commercial today, and I decided it was so good that I had to show it to my boys... After watching the commercial, we followed a link to see a second commercial about the same thing... And when we were done, Boogie was going, "Hunhhh... Hunhhh... I can't breathe!" LMFAO... So, yeah... Here are the commercials:
Later days...
So, I know I have been promising to share pictures and video from my birthday party, but I have not had a lot of time to upload stuff... Without further delay, nevertheless, I present my favorite birthday serenade of all time:
Later days...
So, Nice got me addicted to this game on Facebook called "Farkle," and I have been playing this morning... I was just very close to breaking my high score when I got a Farkle in the 10th round (and, therefore, lost)... Clark was in the computer room and groaned when I lost, so Boogie came in and asked what happened... Clark said, "It has to do with Mama." Boogie then asked, "What? She's special?" Yup... Mama's special alright! Teeheehee... Later days...
Are no match for Boogie... He told Clark, during the car ride home last night, that he can punch through a robot's belly... Clark asked whether Boogie realized that a robot's belly was made of metal... Boogie said that he knew that and insisted that he could punch through a metal robot belly... When Clark asked how/why that was possible, Boogie replied, "Because I'm hard core!" Teeheehee... Yeah he is! Later days...
Tonight, after eating a particularly large portion of dinner [i.e. even more than we originally put on his plate], Boogie asked if he could have a few pieces of candy... We still have a bunch of the mini-bags of jellybeans and and gummy candies from Easter, so I figured he could pick something from that... After he looked through stuff and said what he wanted, I ended up giving him permission to eat a mini-bag of jelly beans... Before we opened it, he asked if he could have something else too, but I explained that he could not have another piece of candy, since there were already 9 jelly beans in the bag... He acquiesced, and we moved on to opening the bag... Well, one of the jelly beans fell down into the bucket, so Boogie and I ended up digging through/taking out all of the other candy to find it... As we were digging through, Boogie exclaimed, "This is horrible!" And, then he asked, "Why is this happening?!?" I just about peed myself as I sat laughing on the kitchen floor... I love how "horrible" means having to wait another 30 seconds to find a damn jellybean... Kids are hilarious! Later days...
I think a great many of the spam subject headings are funny, but this one was too good to keep to myself! (hint: it's the one that called me a jew!)
Later days...
Boogie has a habit of saying some really funny things, but there were a
couple of especially good ones the other day... On the way in to daycare/work,
for example, we were talking about going to see the new Night at the
Museum movie this weekend... When Boogie asked if we could buy
popcorn for the movie, I said I was not sure we would... He asked if
it was because not all of the movies have popcorn available... I told
him that popcorn is available for all movies, but that the popcorn is
really expensive... When I told him that the popcorn last time cost
something like $6 -- and emphasized that that is "a lot of dollars" to
spend on something like popcorn -- he asked whether we had that many dollars... I
said that we did, but that we would like to spend our dollars on better
and more important things... To that, he replied, "Well, we could just go
to the dollar store to get more dollars!" Totally blew my mind with that one... Only in the mind of a
child! And then, the same day, on our way home, he came out with a real
humdinger... Out of nowhere, and completely unprovoked, he asked
Clark and I, "You know those guys who are all like 'brains, brains' and eat brains? Zombies? Well, since Zombies east brains all the time, does that mean they have lots of brains and they're smart?" Wow, dude! Not only is my four year old interested in zombies, which I find rather unusual, but he is actually trying to figure out their anatomy and modus operandi! Teeheehee... Don't worry, by the way, about the fact that he knows what zombies are... It's not because we let him watch scary zombie movies or anything... It's because Clark plays a "zombie game" with Boogie where he tickles Boogie and pretends to eat his brains... Although... Upon reflection (after having written that), I am not sure if that is much better... Which would be more disturbing -- seeing the movies or having your dad pretend to eat your brains?!? Later days...
Excuses had some of these up in his status message... I know I have shared them before, but I couldn't help posting them again in case some of my newer readers hadn't seen them yet...
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Man, I remember when I was working with my former boss and the two of
us were laughing so hard (from reading these) that we couldn't answer
the phone! Good times... Later days...
Much more disturbing/funny (depending on how you look at it)... I made this one for my MIL -- since she is a regular reader... The guys in the video are all from her family -- her dad, her sons, her soon-to-be son-in-law, and her grandson... It doesn't get any more dysfunctional/hilarious than that!
Later days...
