44 posts tagged “funny”

Have you heard about "Lucky" the koala bear?!?  I think the oddest part about the Oddly Enough News is not the fact that the koala survived kissing the grill of a car at 60mph...  It's the fact that the Reuters news team felt compelled to add, at the very end of the article, that the koala is being treated for a "chlamydial infection"...  Totally necessary to get across the main of the story, you think?!?  Riiiiiiiiiiiight...  Later days...

Are, apparently, a big fascination of pre-schoolers (according to ParentCenter.com)...  Really?!?  Who would have thought?!?  Teeheehee...  Boogie is very proud of himself for knowing that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina (which he pronounces as "bah-gina")...  Lately, though, he has been getting a little silly about the whole thing...  Take last night, for example...  Clark was trying to put Boogie's diaper on for bedtime (he still wears one at night even though he is potty trained during waking hours), and he couldn't because Boogie was busy playing with his penis...  Not only was he grabbing it, but then he started to cover it up and smash it down with both hands, saying, "I have a bah-gina!  I have a bah-gina!"  Teeheehee...  I love that crazy little kid of mine -- even if he did wake me up at 2:30am for a drink of water, a potty try, and a new diaper...  Later days...

Is certainly one of Boogie's strong suits...  As we were tucking him in, just now, he informed us that his Spider-Man pillow (which he cuddled up under his arm) was his "wife" and that his lovie was his "grandson"...  Oooooo-kaaaay!  Teeheehee...  Man, I love that crazy little child of mine...  Later days...

Slip...  This morning, we were having our traditional weekend breakfast of chocolate chip pancakes...  Boogie pointed to a chocolate chip and asked, "What's that?"  Well, I meant to reply, "That's a chocolate chip, you doof!"  But what I said was, "That's a chocolate chip, you douche!"  OMG!  Clark and I were laughing so hard I thought one of us might pass out or pee our pants...  Yeah...  As Clark said, this will surely earn me the "mother of the year" award...  Geesh!  Later days...

Really?!?  I never would have thought that I would rate high on a "Donna Reed" kind of scale...  Who knew?

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So, we have always used anatomically correct terms with Boogie...  We have also encouraged him to be as specific as possible when he is apologizing, so he recognizes why it is he is even apologizing in the first place... Put the two together, and you get an incredibly funny moment at the party this evening...  Boogie and Woogie ran at me with golf clubs that they were pretending were swords, and Boogie rammed me right in the front of my vagina...  I collapsed, and Clark came over to see/ask what was wrong...  I quickly explained that Boogie had hit me in the vagina and that I felt like I was gonna die...  Of course, Clark told Boogie that hitting was not ok and that he needed to apologize...  So, Boogie says, "Sorry."  Clark prods, "Sorry for..." And Boogie, without understanding why the adults suddenly started laughing hysterically, adds, "Sorry for putting my golf club in your vagina, Mommy!"  Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...  Good times...  Later days...

So, one of my teens sent me some links to videos on YouTube, and I thought this one was particularly funny:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MeE2E7nqe0w
Some of you may not know this, but I actually had a cat who used to "sing" like this before she puked...  Hilarious!  The video that I came to after that was rather funny as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe2abZyqsgU&NR=1
So...  Yeah...  That's completely typical of what my teens like to show me at the programs on Friday afternoons...  Wonder what craziness I will see today?!?  Later days...

Hahahahahahaha...  I just got this link to a free bumper sticker:

Mccain

Clark: hey sweetie ... how was your morning?
Me: my morning has been ok ...yours?
Clark: i almost got blown up ...i got gas this morning ($36.35) ...and some lady next too me left her car on while she was pumping ... i told her that she should turn her car off
Me: omg... thats dumb