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I am still not "over" an incident that happened last night...  I woke up at about 10:20pm (yes, that means I had already been asleep), and I got up to go pee...  As I was sitting on the potty, Boogie walks in all sleepily and says that he has to pee too...  I told him that I was almost done and that he had to "hold it"until I was done...  He started absent-mindedly pulling down his shorts, and I tried reminding him he had to wait his turn, when I suddenly felt a whole lot of pee landing on my legs and crotch...  I pulled him in toward me and tried the best I could to get him to pee between my legs instead of peeing on me anymore, but it just wasn't meant to be...  After we were both done peeing, I yelled for Clark to turn on the light (since the nightlight was NOT going to be good enough to clean it all up)...  I tried to explain to Boogie that it was really important that he listen to me next time in order to avoid peeing on me again...  He tried telling me that he didn't pee on me, but then I showed him all of the pee that was on my pants, underwear, and the floor...  His little lower lip started to quiver and he looked like he was going to cry really hard, so I felt terrible, and just shooed him off to bed so I could deal with the mess alone...  Clark was not too helpful, since he was busy laughing at me, but at least he got the boy into bed...  Man...  Can I just say that I hope I NEVER have to go through anything that disgusting again with a child who should be old enough to know better?!?  Effin' sleepy kids not knowing what they're doing and stuff...  Man!  Later days...